Saturday, December 23, 2006

Formulas, Christmas, , and 13

How do you make a blog known? How do you become recognized? Do you hang out with the right people? Do you post all the time? I wish I had a formula. But alas, I don't. So I can only continue to rant and rave about my life as a seventh grader. Oi Vey.

I turned 13 this month. Yes, now I am a full fledged teen. Despite my impressive new age though, I don't feel any different. I will keep you, O Imaginary Reader, posted. Christmas is in 2 days. I could pretend to be utterly calm and all teenager-like, but instead I prefer to run around the house, flapping my hands in excitement. I can only imagine what tomorrow will be.

Please post. I am in need of a good post.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Summer has arrived..

Alright, the time has come and I have a confession to make.

I am a Carnie.. A full-fledged Carnie. A behind the boother. A "Enjoy your donuts and have a nice day"-er. But, hell, I love it. People telling you how good they are. People watching the machine making the little mini donuts. Being out there in the hot sun. Knowing that, at the end of the day, there will always be that satisfied feeling like, "I did it."

ok, I'm done.

P.S. Here is a mystery for you to solve (Written by yours truly) Send in your answers soon!
The case of the
Suicidal Sunbather
Bella Nalvitch got the call at 10:00AM on June 26, 2006. It was Paul Sernarn, a manservant in her friend Miranda’s house. He sounded frantic:

“Oh Bella, Miranda’s dead. I need you to come over right away!”
Bella quickly hung up the phone and picked up her car keys from a tray by the door..

When she arrived at the mansion, Sernarn greeted her.
“She’s up in the sunbathing room, come quickly.” She followed him as he went up the stairs huffing and puffing. They found the sunbathing room fairly quickly. There was Miranda, her wet hair fanned out on the lawn chair. A knife was in her hand that was sticking out of her chest. Bella looked to Sernarn.

“Tell me everything you know”

Soon they were situated in one of the various tearooms and Sernarn was ready to talk.

“Miranda woke up at 8:00 this morning. I know because I heard the shower water running. A few minutes after she retired to the sunbathing room, just as she’s done for the last 2 weeks. But, usually she only stays there for half an hour and today she stayed there for nearly two. I worried and ran upstairs and found her there. Dead. It was only me and Miranda in the house so no one else could have done it. And I was downstairs the whole time.”
“Do you have any idea why she would have committed suicide.”
“Well, her boyfriend broke up with a her about 4 days ago and she’s pretty upset. Maybe that’s why” Suddenly he felt handcuffs clap over his arms..

“May I escort to the police station, Murderer?” Said Bella in a mockingly formal voice.

How did she know?

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Sorefeet to the power of two equals camp.

Yeah! Next week I am going to camp. By the way, camp cost a whopping $170, so start saving.....
Actually, we were given opportunities raise money. I took 2/3 of these fundrasiers.

a) I worked 4 hours at the Spaghetti feed!

b) I sold $50 worth of spaghetti feed tickets.

And after all that I earned $70. My feet have still not recovered from working a the feed, FYI. I was a teeny bit angry. But anyway I get to camp!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Cello Day

Today, on my way to my Cello Lessons I stopped at a drugstore to grab a Jones Soda. I was going to forgive the bottlecaps for their misleading info. Until, I popped open the cap. No fortune. I turned to the label. There it annouced that The Jones Soda Company was hosting some sweepstakes thing. This annoyed me, because on their original wrappers they promised not to hold any million dollar sweepstakes and what do they do? They hold a million dollar sweepstakes.

But on the plus side I did not have to face Starey. Starey is a parent obsessed with her genius child, and every time I go into my Cello Lesson she stares me down like I'm some kind of prey. It's creepy... But today I escaped Starey by arriving late. Hooray!

Monday, March 06, 2006

City Council Meeting

Hello again,
Tonight I went to a city council meeting and presented a powerpoint. Sounds simple, right?
WRONG!
For one thing we had to call the mayor Honorable Mayor and that freaked me right out. What if he wasn't honorable? Also, as we flipped through the slides we had various sound effects. Cheering, whistling, fireworks, farting.. FARTING?!?!? It a mystrery how it got there...

And to complete it all, as I walked home, I was mooned by someone in a passing car....

Lovely....

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

I'm Back!

I finally learned how to post on this darned thing! The Jones Soda bottle cap says the I shall have a complete change in my luck. Absent-mindedly I monitored my luck. I have concluded that Jones Soda bottle caps' fortunes are not to be trusted. My luck was both good and bad this week. I made into Honors Orchestra and District Science Fair. But, then again I might have stomach flu, so it's toss up....